Exotic Bird in Office - (Speaking > Unusual Situation)

You arrive at your office one morning to find a large, exotic bird has somehow entered the building and is causing chaos. The bird is flying around, knocking things over, and your coworkers are panicking.

Call animal control and describe the situation in detail.
Explain what the bird looks like, how it's behaving, and what damage it has caused.
Request immediate assistance to safely remove the bird from the office.